새소식
I asked,
“We’ve already got three female characters. What’s the plan here?”
“Hmm... that was a miscalculation on my part.
Don’t forgive me… I deserve your wrath, comrade.”
“Alright, so the 4th one has to be a guy.”
“Yeah... let’s, uh… circle back to that later.”
Then, one day—again—he came to me.
“Hey, you know Blue Hole? Deep sea nature is just majestic.
So I’m thinking… let’s make it a fishing spot!”
“Blue Hole’s in the ocean though?”
“Just pretend it’s freshwater! We’ll only let freshwater fish spawn there.”
“Sure. Whatever, man. Just don’t come back suggesting we turn a bathtub into a fishing zone.”
“Whoa! That’s actually kinda genius.”
And then another day… he approaches.
I got a bad feeling.
“So I had Italian pesce for lunch today. Dude… amazing.
We gotta add fish cooking to the game!”
“What’s the buff from cooking supposed to be?”
“The love of the boss… in buff form?”
“That’s the most cliché game design I’ve heard.”
“Do you eat Thanksgiving turkey every day?
It’s the ordinary, everyday meals that are the most comforting. Especially in online games!”
Ugh. I swear if he’d just shut that mouth of his for one second...